the thing that really blows my mind about god is that he's supposed to be a human being, or at least to have the thoughts, feelings, emotions, aspirations, etc. of a human being.

we were created in his image, and thank god his image is the kind that likes the sound of running water (because stagnant water harbors parasites), finds babies particularly adorable and not good for eating, gets jealous and violent when someone is interfering with the successful spreading of his genes - in short, thank god that his image makes for a successful organism here on planet earth! otherwise we'd have a tough time competing with those other non-god organisms.

on the flip side, it's pretty tough that god suffers from bouts of low self-esteem, gets freaked out by the scarcity of resources, needs lots of attention. those traits can be handy for old homo sapiens, but for god they seem like dead weight.